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Passed out in the back seat of a car

Had a 10 dollar reserve trip with a 5am start for a lousy dollar tip Eye doctor at on Wed August 21 * Had passenger pass out and drool on back seat, but ended getting 40 bucks out of uber. I washed the car seats and life goes on,. * Bought this

Passed out in the back seat of a car

I wish I was kidding.

New Haircut Day

this new haircut of hers looks great!

All That Glitters is Green

And red, and pink and ...it's just everywhere else. And I mean everywhere. The manual should have noted that when the child hits five years old and that they are of the female persuasion that they come with glitter. Lots and lots of glitter. Pink, Red, Green -

That Time I Went to Argentina and Lost My Mind and Almost Ended Up Staying There

I could think of worse places to be stranded.

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Smashing Pumpkins

A story about getting hammered in November

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Santa Claus is Coming to Town

There better be less shouting and pouting soon.

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Cars, Cars and Even More Cars

Also, we went bowling.

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Shit Happened

Emoji's are cool. Everything Else is Boring.

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F is for Flu

and four letter words.

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That Time We Planned a Surprise Birthday Party

Also I learn to fix stuff and the kiddo has her first day of school.

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Almost Famous

On being famous without the money, entourage or orange hair.