Tidy Husband

Eligible for the seniors discount and the Happy Meal deal at the same time.

  1. The Girls are Back in Town

    The Girls are back in town. So I did what every Dad does when he picks up his family:

    I dressed up as a clown.

    Because I’m an older parent with zero shame, and I told her I would embarrass her.

    Mission Accomplished.

    Upon sight, BW laughed and laughed and laughed for a good five minutes straight, and then we asked a friendly stranger for a photo of us all together.

    A few things I have noticed since they are back:

    1. they sure are noisy
    2. the child has learned to talk a lot but now it’s in Spanish so I can’t understand her. I am not sure how I feel about this.
    3. the child grew.
    4. it got busy here.

    I missed the busy, and I am not clowning around. :)

    Until next time,

    TH and Co.

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  2. The Apology

    I slept in.

    a toy figurine next to a toy horse

    Photo by Meg Jenson on Unsplas. You say it first.

    Apparently if you want to get up early and make some money you have to get up to an alarm clocks. Guess who forgot the alarm?

    BW thinks I did it on purpose, but it almost all worked out in the end. First, if I was not home she would not have woke to coffee delivered in bed and bacon sandwiches for breakfast (she had to come downstairs for the bacon)

    The topic of discussion was that the child thought she should run away and so we offered her alternatives like living at a friend’s house or Abuela’s but she realized she’s got it pretty good here even if she is currently under house arrest.

    All was going as planned, until I started to leave the house. The child did not like this at all and there were tears and screaming and clinging to my leg. I fibbed and told her I had a doctor’s appointment but in reality, the school bus was still 45 minutes out and it was prime time for uber-ing. So. I left.

    When she got home from school later today we had a talk about how she’s big and this isn’t how it all goes down. I cannot be around all the time.

    Because she’s still in the doghouse she found some molding clay and some watercolor paints and went to town while I made dinner.

    After dinner we have a new deal: Homework happens before dessert.

    I asked her if she had homework tonight and she told me that yes, she does.

    “They work us hard over there”, she told me.

    But after homework there was just one more thing we had to do.

    We had to write an apology letter for Carson’s Mom for our behavior on Monday night and then walk over and hand deliver it.

    Insert stalling and feet dragging here.

    She wanted to just write “I’m sorry” and that’s it, but BW made her flesh it out a bit more and the final note read:

    “Dear Carson’s Mom.

    I am sorry I misbehaved at your house. “

    And then she wrote her name and BW marched her the two blocks to Carson’s house.

    I did not go, but there was some stalling and feet dragging and when they got there, they knocked on the door - Dad answered - and she handed him the card and ran away.

    I guess that’s good enough, right? We said she had to write a letter and deliver it personally. Nobody said she had to stick around and chat.

    And that ends our week of no fun. We took a day off for being brave enough for actually delivering. It’s hard to apologize.

    When I was putting her to bed she asked me why it is so hard to apologize and I said because it’s admitting you were wrong and nobody wants to make mistakes and be wrong. At least her little mind is thinking about behaving and the right thing to do.

    But, but! I told her that if you apologize that almost anybody will accept your apology and then you can be friends again and all is forgiven.

    Unless you’re Carson: He’s still got 2 more days of his sentence to complete.

    Until Next Time,

    TH and Co.

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  3. How I Spent My Summer Vacation

    I know that technically summer isn’t over - but for school starts back up in just a few more days and it’s time to start thinking about reading and writing and first grade.

    But considering for the most part we stayed home and didn’t have a vacation proper, I think she had a great summer and here’s a small recap of just some of the activities over the summer break

    I don’t know about you guys but I think she had a lot of fun this summer.

    Here’s a few highlights below:

    Until Next Time,

    TH and Co.

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  4. The Year of the Tree

    Every once in a while our tree out front sheds a branch.

    macro shot photography of tree during daytime

    Photo by David Vig on Unsplash

    If I were more in tune with my lawn I would run out and pick it up but what happens is that the stick rests quietly there until I mow the lawn and pick it up weeks later.

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    At least that’s what happened pre-child. Now, it’s entire different ballgame.

    These days it seems any rock/stick or other sharp object found in the yard is the perfect thing to play with. If it’s sharp and pointy and can be run with even better.

    Bonus points if you get it near mommy’s new car.

    Thus, the child has heard a lot of “Put down thes stick! You’re going to poke your eye out”. This is said while the child has somehow wrapped the stick in her shirt where the sharp end is inches away from eyeballs or ears or faces. It’s not good.

    My favorite is when she’s on the scooter with the stick - should I just call the emergency room now and make a reservation so they know we are coming?

    Somehow I manage to get the stick away from the child and we’re all good right? This means the lesson about sticks has been learned and I have been a good parent explaining why riding a scooter with a stick that is bigger than you is generally a bad idea.

    Oh, no.

    Today when I went to pick her up from camp she handed me a stick with a rubber band.

    “Here Dad, Here’s your tracker”

    “My What?”

    “Your tracker, you know - so we can find each other”

    “Ah, I see”

    I can see where she sourced the sticks because she is at camp and there’s more than a few trees to source from but she then had them tied to her arms with elastic bands which I assume she got from the staff? I have no idea.

    Of course we had to take the trackers home with us and show mommy our trackers - after which the novelty ran out and they lay abandoned on our kitchen table.

    I really hope this is the last of the sticks, but it seems that this is the summer she’s stuck on sticks and the summer is not over yet so who knows?

    But then at bedtime she tells me she wants a Nintendo Switch 2 because then she could play Super Mario Cart. 1

    Maybe this playing with sticks isn’t so bad after all. It’s cheaper, that’s for sure.

    Until Next Time,

    TH and Co.

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    Where the heck does she learn about this stuff?

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  5. The Scrabble Game

    I’m surprised by this as I’m a pretty good speller but BW is better at the competition part of the game. As I am apt to do a lot - I half-ass it and place my word somewhere on the board. It’s not that I’m not trying it’s just that I don’t think like a professional scrabble player.

    white and black letter t-letter blocks

    Photo by Piotr Łaskawski on Unsplash

    But as they say, it’s not whether you win or lose…

    We haven’t played in some time as it takes a bit of time and we haven’t had much time for board games lately. Any little time I have in the evening seems to go to writing here.

    Maybe I should stick to scrabble.

    With our little charge in somebody else’s care BW and I managed to have a date night of sorts at home because who wants to leave the comfort of your own home? I suppose we should have taken advantage, but ubers and eating out is an expense we don’t really need.

    Tonight BW told me that I hadn’t done anything today. I took the day off and scrubbed 2 bathrooms, cleaned up a child’s bedroom, stripped, washed and remade 2 beds, mopped the floor and have done too many dishes to count. I can hardly wait for my next day off.

    Lastly, we’ve been on a 70’s music kick here this weekend and I’m currently listening to Bonnie Tyler. Not because I’m her biggest fan, but because of the cover:

    I mean, look at that cover! I know it was the 70’s and all but I wonder who okay’d that cover? “Let’s put her face inside a diamond” they said. This has not aged well.

    Here’s a link to all you need to know about this album.

    That voice though - and I can listen to an entire album uninterrupted which is winning to me, even if I will never win at scrabble.

    Until Next Time,

    TH and Co.

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