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Physically Pfffftt

A story about exercise and lack thereof.

I don’t understand how runners do it.

Photo by USAMA AKRAM on Unsplash

I have tried more than once to run. I’ve tried doing it by myself, and using some systems like couch to 5k, but no matter how hard I try, the couch wins.

I could use the excuse of no time to run, but I am not sure that’s it. I just hate running. There’s no high for me and I’m not invested enough to track times and stats.

But. I may have to start.

You see, today I went on a walk with the child. She scoots, I walk.

Until she tells me to run.

“ RUN? Dad is old. Dad doesn’t run”

“Oh, come on Dad. First you walk fast, and then you jog and then you eat healthy and then you run a marathon”, she told me.

“Just try it”, she said.

So, I pushed her and jogged. And almost died.

“Come on, Dad - push me again!”.

“Push me faster, Dad”.

I jogged some more. I was starting to get hot. It started feel uncomfortable

This feeling was unfamiliar.

My smart watch noticed I was moving and asked if I was okay and if I wanted to start tracking this run.

Track it? I want it to end.

Finally our ‘walk’ was over and off in the distance was the light at the end of the tunnel:

It’s called the couch.

Keep Moving.

TH and Co.

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