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Would You Rather?

Read this newsletter or one with an audience?

We are all, all, allllllll about the would you rather game here.

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It’s like a switch flipped this week and somebody, somewhere taught her this game and now I get questioned about 1000 times a day about my preferences.

I mean, I get it. It’s a great way to meet a new person and see if your worldview resonates with each other.

If you were an adult, I might ask you questions like:

John or Paul?

CD or Vinyl?

Seinfeld or Friends?

And maybe over time we could get to know each other and it’s a fun way start a conversation.

But, But, BUT

I live with the child. I know everything about her because BW and I made her.

I know all the things because I am the father and also, I’ve been keeping an eye on her for the last six years or so.

It’s like a switch flipped and she asks me questions all day and all night.

Off the top of my head:

“Would I rather be a Bunny or a Bear?”

“Would you rather play baseball or basketball?”

“Would you rather eat ice cream or cake?”

and on and on and on.

So in this spirit of non-stop questions today:

Would you rather read this newsletter or pet a wet dog? If I had to guess, the dog would win.

The Dog always Wins.

Keep asking questions,

TH and Co.

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