The Dog ate the Carpet

If this dog makes it to old age I will be surprised.

The Dog ate the Carpet

I go away for the weekend and this is what happens: The dog ate our new carpet.

"What do you mean, the Dog ate the carpet?", I asked.

She replied that she had gone to shower and the child was on the tablet in the living room as she's apt to be and the dog decided that it should eat the new carpet we had delivered this last Thursday.

Before:

A nice cheap carpet for the living room that's washable.

After:

I told BW to toss the carpet downstairs. I didn't mean for her to take the word "throw" so literally.

This is what I come home to folks. I'm still glad to be back home because you never know what you're gonna get when you walk through the door.

Keep eating ,

TH and Co.

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