Tidy Husband

Eligible for the seniors discount and the Happy Meal deal at the same time.

Breach of Trust

I blame myself.

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She was supposed to be in bed an hour ago. She was downstairs saying goodnight and then I told her to go to bed as it was late already.

I assumed that this would actually happen and she would brush her teeth and go to bed. I forgot she’s not on voice command and needs steering still - kind of the same as these self driving cars - technically it can work but you just can trust it completely.

I went upstairs for something and I realized that OMG WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP?.

I am listening to stories, she tells me.

It’s way too late for stories and I have one to tell you - it’s called GO TO BED.

The end.

Wish me luck tomorrow morning folks. It’s not going to be pretty

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